Books > Best Sellers > Parenting & Relationships

Price: $0.99

(as of 2012-10-07 01:00:49 PST)

Parenting & Relationships

Rating: 4.7 / 5.0 (9 votes)

Released: 2012-05-07

Tales of a First Time Mom: A collection of all the crap the baby books didn't tell me. Some gross, some funny, all absolutely true. by Paula Grahame


I was having a baby, so naturally I read every single baby book on the market. I had to. I needed to prepare myself for the journey ahead.
Besides, reading those books are like a pregnancy right of passage – Read the book and instantly graduate to perfect pregnant woman and perfect mommy.
Boy was I wrong. I did learn a ton from the books – Don't get me wrong. I just wish they had granted me a better sense of reality when it came to certain things like the impossibility of shaving my legs with a giant pregnant belly in front of me, or the fact that I wouldn't be able to sit comfortably on my sofa for a solid 30 days.
Seeing as I didn't know any of those funny or gross facts about pregnancy, labor and motherhood I figured it's not fair for other women to suffer and not know them also.
So here it is ladies. All of the stuff I learned along the way. Don't worry…. I won't be boring you with thousands of pages of do as I say mommy text. I've just given you a simple, quick, Sunday afternoon read.

Check All Offers Add to Wish List Customer Reviews

Book Details

Author: Paula Grahame Publisher: Paula Grahame Binding: Kindle Edition Language: English Pages: 49

Similar Books

Mayo Clinic Guide to a Healthy Pregnancy
What to Expect When You're Expecting: 4th Edition
Belly Laughs: The Naked Truth about Pregnancy and Childbirth
What You WON'T Expect When You're Expecting Because This is The CRAP They Don't Tell You: ABC's of a S..
Expect This


Become a fan of Your #1 Source for Kindle eBooks from the Amazon Kindle Store! on Facebook for the inside scoop on latest and most exclusive books.