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Martha Stuart's Better Than You at Entertaining (A Parody) by Tom Connor

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“Martha Stuart's Better Than You at Entertaining” does to Martha Stewart's books what” Is Martha Stuart Living?” did to her magazine. Hopelessly irreverent, this hilarious new spoof of the uncontested queen of homemaking presents recipes, dinner party plans and home projects that only a crazed Stepford Wife on steroids could hope to accomplish.

From garden parties to circumcisions, “Martha Stuart's Better Than You at Entertaining” provides an unceasing barrage of clever and ludicrous tips to make any occasion unforgettable. Be constructive on your wedding morning and impress the guests with a freshly baked 10-tier cake (from scratch, of course). For Mother's Day, Martha has the perfect recipes and tips to show Mom how inadequate as a homemaker she really is. Revive the pioneer spirit and have a genuine Thanksgiving — Martha shows you how to breed, feed, kill and prepare your own turkey. As a special treat, see Martha in action for Easter, as she welcomes the Pope to her home. (She even tries to teach His Holiness how to turn water into an '89 Petrus or a '93 White Bordeaux.)

Only slightly more impossible than the Hospitality Guru's own projects, these instructions are guaranteed to have the legions of Martha fans (and their critics) roaring with delight.


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Editorial Review

As you can see from the cover art of this book, it is possible that the indomitable mommymatrix Martha Stewart is so perfect that she walks on water. And it is possible that this is one of the most perfect parodies of any pop culture icon ever. The Dear Faux Martha gives advice on such issues as how to deal with the death of a dinner guest (“Dying is one of the rudest things a guest can do during a dinner party…” she begins), hints for hosting a luncheon for the Pope (“receiving the Pontiff in your home is really no different than entertaining royalty or anyone else in high office…“), and choosing appropriate foods for a circumcision day party (cocktail wieners each impaled with 2 Swedish meatballs, tender Calamari tips in red sauce). Lavishly illustrated, sometimes tasteless, and hilarious throughout.

Book Details

Author: Tom Connor Publisher: Harper Paperbacks Binding: Paperback Language: English Pages: 64

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